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Saturday, November 3, 2012

Curiosity finds no methane on Mars — not yet, anyway

Curiosity finds no methane on Mars — not yet, anyway


I guess we have to launch a few republicans out there and see how much can be detected. Let's start with Rush. He's so full of the stinky stuff, the sensors might become overwhelmed. Or, we could blast old Sara out there, but then again her brain farts may cause problems also. Okay, I got it. Trump and Newt. No wait. The planet might explode.

Damn! This is tougher than I thought. Let me see. Okay, this should do the trick. All those douche-bags on FOX. There's enough funky gas coming from that clown show that will even make martian microbes scream; What the fuck is that smell!

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