It's Still Madness: CTA’s new security plan includes sheriff’s deputies on trains, high-barrier gates

https://chicago.suntimes.com/transportation/2026/03/10/chicago-transit-authority-cta-crime-security-plan-fta?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=031126%20Morning%20Edition&utm_content=031126%20Morning%20Edition+CID_9a53b7547eb7dea972e0f42f72e53d52&utm_source=cst_campaign_monitor&utm_term=CTAs%20new%20security%20plan%20includes%20sheriffs%20deputies%20on%20trains%20high-barrier%20gates&tpcc=cst_cm 

Hey, it's a start by installing nut busters at the gates. It will make the deputies job a lot easier laughing at the failed fare jumper laying on the ground holding what's left of his balls.