A Chicago man is charged with attempting to kill the same woman twice. - chicagotribune.com

A Chicago man is charged with attempting to kill the same woman twice. - chicagotribune.com


There must be more to this story then meets the eye.

A million dollars bail? Or 10% percent of that amount? What type of job does this person have, and why did they let him post bail with his past record? That is just one warning sign too many. There is definitely something very strange here. Did the prosecution team, and the judge fall asleep here?

Mom killed mouthy teens: police - Chicago Sun-Times

Mom killed mouthy teens: police - Chicago Sun-Times


This is beyond belief.

What else can anyone say?

Suburban mayor charged with choking temp who asked to work overtime - Chicago Sun-Times

Suburban mayor charged with choking temp who asked to work overtime - Chicago Sun-Times


Oh man this is beyond stupid.

Any of you reading this can imagine lawyers just slobbering at a shot at this crown prince of buffoonery. This young man is about to get paid, big time.

2 suspects shot, one fatally, in armored truck heist - chicagotribune.com

2 suspects shot, one fatally, in armored truck heist - chicagotribune.com


What can I say?

There are just some things in life that people should never do. This is clearly one of them.

Video catches drug smugglers using catapult to fling pot over border - Chicago Sun-Times

Video catches drug smugglers using catapult to fling pot over border - Chicago Sun-Times


WTF!

Well, I guess you have to give these numb-skulls credit on the ingenuity scale. I'm just curious of who was on the other side catching the weed?

Come on lawmakers, it's time to legalize pot, and put a stop to this insanity. A catapult? Are you kidding me? Really? A catapult? ROTFLMFAO!

After botched robbery, man carjacks taxi, hits school bus - Chicago Sun-Times

After botched robbery, man carjacks taxi, hits school bus - Chicago Sun-Times


I mean wow! Can you be any dumber?

Move along people, nothing to see here.

Brothers drop suit seeking $190K in seized cash - chicagotribune.com

Brothers drop suit seeking $190K in seized cash - chicagotribune.com


Yeah sounds like a plan. Boy, how on earth could they have considered getting that money back is beyond comprehension.


At the very least, you have to give them credit for having the balls to try. Well, that is, until they showed up on "Taps". Nice try anyway. Not!