Hellloooo? Sox fans?

Hellloooo? Sox fans?



Ah! My time to rub it in just a touch more.

They suck! They've always sucked, win or lose. Yes folks, I'm a Cubs fan. Scream all you want about the drought on the North Side of town. Cub town is simply more of a FUN place. That giant, ugly softball field on the South Side, is BORING!

Hell, from time to time I tune in just to check out who they are playing, and I have to turn the channel because those snooze inducing broadcasters keep yammering on about GOLF? WTF? Someone should tell them they are supposed to break the game down. Not talk about golf, or who's the best card player.

I know where those fans are. They are doing other constructive things like getting drunk at Cub Land.