WTF Continues: Chicago police and feds raid massage parlor in Brighton Park; alderwoman says business was front for prostitution

https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/brighton-park-massage-parlor-bust-prostitution/ 

https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/child-safe-carjacking-on-chicagos-south-side/ 

https://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2026/06/02/2-shot-in-washington-heights 

https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/2026/06/02/9-arrested-during-teen-takeover-in-naperville-officials-say 

 

 

First link is the biggest no-shit headline. What's surprising about it was the fact it took them this long to figure it out. Lastly, those parents must be pissed now that they have to bail their dumb-ass kids out for doing another stupid takeover.