I found this going through my e-mail, and there was no link attributed to it, so my best guess is, this may have originated from "The Onion".
Breaking News from Canada
Canada warned today that if Gov. Rick Perry is elected President of
the United States in 2012, it would take the "regrettably necessary
step" of constructing a 20-foot fence along its entire border with the
"This is a step that we don't take lightly," said Canadian Border
Security Minister Ian McGarrity. "However, we must protect ourselves
from the prospect of millions of Americans pouring over the border."
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